Since the video has gotten a million and a half hits and several thousand new subscribers for SMP Films, proud papa Williams has since posted this, a behind-the-scenes look at how Sparta came into his life. But how Sparta became so bloodthirsty? That, we may never know.
]]>But Jessica, as captured in this Sky News piece, is different. Jessica, you see, thinks she's people. And the South African family with whom she lives encourages this -- feeding her, massaging her, and even letting her cuddle up on the front porch under a pink blanket.
While hippos are widely considered to be the most dangerous animal in Africa, there are no reliable statistics to support this. Perhaps all these noble beasts need is regular feeding. And neckrubs.
While Horus' charms are undeniably a huge part of the video's appeal, extra points must be awarded for the really outstanding use of Raymond Scott's cartoony classic "Powerhouse" as the boisterous score to the kitty antics.
And the bookcase! Gotta love the bookcase.
]]>He also gets foiled, gets annihilated, gives David Caruso a run for his money, makes a cameo in a Rick Astley video, and gets caught watching bunny porn (with the soundtrack of Meg Ryan faking an orgasm, no less). But it's his film work that is truly astonishing: Kill Bill, Taxi Driver, and my favorite, the above tribute to 2001. No wonder he won an Oscar.
]]>I don't even LIKE this song, but I got a little teary. Whether little Conny has more in her than one verse and chorus of "Over the Rainbow" remains to be seen. But if at 6 she can melt Simon Cowell's heart, the rest of the entertainment industry shouldn't be hard to conquer.
]]>No one is sure whether Nessie is potentially a threat to humans, but innkeepers and bartenders of northern Scotland should prepare for a mass attack from a much more dangerous creature: the tourist.
Actually, don't. I think gorillas live in hills. Maybe. They said something about it in Planet Earth, but all I remember is that crazy shark jumping out of the water and eating that seal. All I know is, I wish it were Andy Serkis in a gorilla suit. At least then it might have battled some dinosaurs or something. Stupid wildlife.
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