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Cheesy Goodness
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Up to CrewsPerhaps you claim to be a snob, but in your heart of hearts all you really like is the cheesiest popcorn flicks. Roll with us! We'll be over here, watching Dirty Dancing and/or Swordfish. AGAIN.
How To Sneak Alcohol Into a Cheesy Movie (For 4)
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Movies
For those instances when you want to see a bad movie in the theatre, but don't want to do it sober:
1)
Acquire one bottle of decent rum, enough for you and your movie-going
companions. Always overestimate the amount necessary. Remember, movies
are LONG. And you don't want to sober up halfway through Aliens vs.
Predator. BELIEVE ME.
2) Buy your tickets, then get half as many sodas as people at the convenience stand. Also get additional cups "for water."
3) In bathroom, empty out cups for water, then split sodas between cups so that you have a drink for everyone.
5)
Take your seats and drink up. You'll want to avoid giggling too
loudly, to avoid detection. You'll also want to avoid driving to the
theatre, if possible. But you sure will enjoy that movie!
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