Entries For: May 2007
05/21/2007
OH MY GOD GORILLA BREAKS FREE AND GOES ON CRAZY RAMPAGE! RUN!!
Just kidding. While this is in fact a video of the gorilla Bokito's escape from a Dutch zoo on Friday (four people injured, including a woman who suffered a broken arm and a nasty bite due to the brute), it is really quite unremarkable. In this terrible quality video, the beast stands there and then proceeds to... walk away. Good god, run for the hills.
Actually, don't. I think gorillas live in hills. Maybe. They said something about it in Planet Earth, but all I remember is that crazy shark jumping out of the water and eating that seal. All I know is, I wish it were Andy Serkis in a gorilla suit. At least then it might have battled some dinosaurs or something. Stupid wildlife.
05/16/2007
The Landlord: OUT-TAKES
An Adorable section has been a long time coming, and what better way to start than with a behind-the-scenes look at one of the most adorable virals of late. People had tons of questions about the making of Internet sensation "The Landlord," but only this video shows the painstaking effort put into the building of performance and character. We salute you, young Pearl -- now officially Adorable.