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Tom Cruise Shows the Wife a Good Time
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Come on, Tom! I know you're a beautiful dancer! I see you dance all the time! In the kitchen, in the shower, in that movie you did in the eighties, when I was ten... Why can you only dance to saucy Latin beats at home? Why can't you just dance with me a little in public, huh? Will Smith loves to dance. Will dances all the time! He wrote that whole song about Miami, remember, and how much fun dancing is! I think that was Will. I was in high school. You might remember better, honey. Anyways, though, Will dances in public all the time, and no one thinks he looks gay...
No, sweetie, of COURSE no one thinks you're gay. I don't know where that thought came from. But if you want to prove them wrong, how about you dance a little with me, huh? There are all these cameras, after all -- people might notice if... Oh, please, honey, this song is soooo good! Can't you just pretend? It's not that hard. You act all the time! Just put your hands on my hips, sway a little... See, there you go! That's good! That's... Okay, that's fine. That's good enough for now. Now everyone can see how much we're in love, right? Right?
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What say you?
anna
Cruise can dance to have fun,
what do you want with your gay gay gay bullshit comment?
you want to suck his dick?
well stick it in your ass, it's not gonna happen
get a fucking life, twat!