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Joss Stone Skewers Perez Hilton
I'm just gonna come out and say it: Joss Stone is a modern-day Ruth Buzzi. Need proof? Just check out her gut-busting jab at Perez Hilton.
In this mesmerizing tour-de-force of comedic artistry, the British songbird plays a TV anchor who urges viewers to contribute to the helpless cause of a -- get this -- sexually ambiguous fatso! Sure, I had to watch the video six times to finally grasp its undertones of mockery (Stone isn't actually serious that she wants to help Perez -- she doesn't even like him), but it was worth the wait. I have never felt so intellectually rewarded in my life.
OH! And when they cut to the candlelit vigil? PURE GOLD. Because, Joss Stone wouldn't have a candlelit vigil for Perez Hilton because Joss Stone doesn't even like Perez Hilton. In fact she DISLIKES him.
