campaign2008
08/27/2007
Ted Nugent Wants Barack Obama to Suck on "Machine Guns"
Ted Nugent, at the end of this fiercely NSFW rant regarding Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and California senators Barbara Boxer and Dianne Feinstein, you ask if we have any questions. And the answer is yes, I do have some. When you say that you want those people to "suck on your machine guns," you're referring to your genitalia, right? Because I'm not exactly sure. Also, what is it specifically about Barack Obama that attracts you to him? The eyes? The smile? That confident manner? Or just his keen fashion sense?
I know you're busy sharing your wit and wisdom with America, but if you could get back to me on this, I'd really appreciate it. I'll be here. Waiting.
12/13/2006
Slob Evolution
A response to the wildly popular Dove Evolution campaign, this video deconstructs the sharp, emaciated features of a male model. Watch as the rocker-esque model transforms into “that guy” who lives next door and never leaves the sofa.
Would you really want to see an ad for this lard-o plastered across your fair city? Created by the campaign against real life, this viral argues that consumerism has created the current standard of unattainable beauty. In reality, nobody wants to see the guy next door, except when he is getting the morning paper and cordially saying hello. So maybe, just maybe, the computerized falsehoods that advertisements project are in everyone's best interest....
