david hasselhoff
05/09/2007
David Hasselhoff's New Wendy's Ad
Here’s what’s curious about this Wendy’s "commercial" crafted from the infamous Drunken Hasselhoff video: it’s actually not a bad Wendy’s commercial. Somehow, they’ve edited out the most repulsive parts of both the Monsieur LeHoff and the Wendy’s burger videos -- the slurring, the drooling, the disintegration into a sodden mess -– and come up with something kind of... sort of... almost... good... ish. I hate to admit it, but watching this really does make me (or at least a small part of me) want to get drunk with David Hasselhoff and order up some Wendy’s. And I don’t even drink. Or like red meat. Disturbing.
05/03/2007
David Hasselhoff Hits Bottom
You know what? There are things I really don't want to see. Babies being born, bear maulings, According to Jim... and a vulnerable man hitting bottom. So I'm sorry Mr. Hasselhoff, if you believe that your road to recovery means releasing footage of yourself babbling, incoherent, and wasted to all possible media outlets. But could you please leave me out of your road to recovery? Though it's good to know that I really shouldn't jump into your car -- at least without a Breathalyzer check first.
