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09/17/2007
Fall Out Boy Patrick Stump Talks Sniffing Panties for NGTV
Actually, Fall Out Boy lead vocalist Patrick Stump only speaks rather briefly about sniffing panties in this segment of NGTV.com's Tour Bus Diaries. And he's only doing it to make a point about women who throw their panties onstage at concerts. He's not writing a song about it or anything. But he does do a bit of demonstrative sniffing, which is fun.
Other topics include the new album, pranks on other bands, free gifts, and why Stump's astonishingly tight jeans aren't as health-threateningly "nut hugging" as you might fear. Well, that's a load off my mind.
No Good TV has carved itself a niche as the online home of uncensored celebrity interviews and videos. Mostly, it's a place for celebs to talk about their upcoming projects while making dirty jokes and saying "fuck" a lot. Which, when you cover everyone from Akon to Andy Dick to the cast of "Hairspray," is pretty fun.
Plus, I think we all learned a little something about throwing our panties onstage.
06/28/2007
French Maid TV: How To Share Photos
I'll never fully understand what strange facet of human sexuality inspires the French maid fetish (though I suppose the short skirt/low-cut top combo is a factor). But Tim Street's charming and well-produced comedy series combines narrative and instructional video in a fun and engaging way.
In this episode, Laura is greatly saddened by the theft of her French maid uniform and feather duster. But with the help of a firmly tucked towel and the French Maid TV Detective Agency, she's able to take photos of the culprit -- and then share them using TubesNow.com. It's an entertaining sexy time. If you like French maids, that is. Which apparently everyone does.
06/15/2007
Renetto: Who's Watching?
Here, popular vlogger Renetto shoots footage of three attractive young women at the beach as THEY take pictures of a hunky young lifeguard. The premise outlined in the ample narration is that it's hypocritical to judge him for recording the bikini babes for posterity -- when the babes themselves are going through quite the machinations to get their target on camera.
Renetto clearly anticipates plenty of backlash for his oh-so-edgy analysis of human nature. What he conveniently ignores is that by taking this personal experiment to the webiverse, he's invalidating his own point. He and the girls aren't doing the same thing: the girls are taking pictures to put in a photo album and giggle over with their friends, while renetto is filming the girls and using their images -- and their lives -- to promote himself and his "art" online.
Somehow, I don't think this is the fine moral line he intended to straddle.