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08/27/2007
Ted Nugent Wants Barack Obama to Suck on "Machine Guns"
Ted Nugent, at the end of this fiercely NSFW rant regarding Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and California senators Barbara Boxer and Dianne Feinstein, you ask if we have any questions. And the answer is yes, I do have some. When you say that you want those people to "suck on your machine guns," you're referring to your genitalia, right? Because I'm not exactly sure. Also, what is it specifically about Barack Obama that attracts you to him? The eyes? The smile? That confident manner? Or just his keen fashion sense?
I know you're busy sharing your wit and wisdom with America, but if you could get back to me on this, I'd really appreciate it. I'll be here. Waiting.
07/06/2007
The EU Exports Its Finest Porn
When the EU announced that they would be launching their own personal YouTube channel, I didn't pay much attention -- after all, when I think of the European Union I think of trade subsidies, tariffs, and very thick stacks of paperwork.
But the EU's first entry onto the online scene is the very opposite of boring. A montage of European film's sexiest moments (I think I recognized clips from both Amelie and Delicatessen in the mix) moves from shot to shot until arriving at a breathless, um, climax. The tagline "Millions of cinema lovers enjoy European films... every year" is of course very true. But the success of European cinema is in preserving the pretense that we care about the art, not the sexy bits. Now the secret is out. We're doomed.
07/03/2007
IPod and Zune Get It On
For a short about not-particularly-great sex, this video is surprisingly good at keeping up its comedy rhythm. Using night vision in a clear homage to one of the Internet's great sex tapes, Chris Pirillo depicts an intimate evening between two pieces of technology with no shortage of insecurities.
Will the iPod be able to overcome her crippling jealousy of the much sexier iPhone? Will the Zune be able to maintain the stamina necessary for this sort of interfacing? Sit back, and let the NSFW drama unfold.
