paris hilton
07/03/2007
IPod and Zune Get It On
For a short about not-particularly-great sex, this video is surprisingly good at keeping up its comedy rhythm. Using night vision in a clear homage to one of the Internet's great sex tapes, Chris Pirillo depicts an intimate evening between two pieces of technology with no shortage of insecurities.
Will the iPod be able to overcome her crippling jealousy of the much sexier iPhone? Will the Zune be able to maintain the stamina necessary for this sort of interfacing? Sit back, and let the NSFW drama unfold.
06/27/2007
Paris Hilton is FREE!
Yes, we can all breathe easy once again. Just past midnight, everyone's favorite madcap heiress left jail for good, or at least until she misplaces God again. (She found Him in prison, but you never know; He might make a break for it.)
Paris looked chic, sassy, and upbeat as she strolled the runway... um, sorry, crossed the jail courtyard past a throng of photographers and ran into her mother's waiting arms. Up next? An interview with Larry King, a proposed halfway house for female ex-prisoners trying to make a fresh start, and no more orange jumpsuits -- ever!
