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09/17/2007
Fall Out Boy Patrick Stump Talks Sniffing Panties for NGTV
Actually, Fall Out Boy lead vocalist Patrick Stump only speaks rather briefly about sniffing panties in this segment of NGTV.com's Tour Bus Diaries. And he's only doing it to make a point about women who throw their panties onstage at concerts. He's not writing a song about it or anything. But he does do a bit of demonstrative sniffing, which is fun.
Other topics include the new album, pranks on other bands, free gifts, and why Stump's astonishingly tight jeans aren't as health-threateningly "nut hugging" as you might fear. Well, that's a load off my mind.
No Good TV has carved itself a niche as the online home of uncensored celebrity interviews and videos. Mostly, it's a place for celebs to talk about their upcoming projects while making dirty jokes and saying "fuck" a lot. Which, when you cover everyone from Akon to Andy Dick to the cast of "Hairspray," is pretty fun.
Plus, I think we all learned a little something about throwing our panties onstage.
07/18/2007
Lily Allen's Third Nipple
The Western world is pretty lenient when it comes to the exposure of cleavage -- it's only when we get to the aureola line that Standards and Practices reaches for the big red button. But where do we as a civilization stand in regards to third nipples? This is the question raised, thanks to Lily Allen's appearance on variety show/talk show hybrid The Friday Night Project.
Given that in medieval times, Allen would have been persecuted as a witch for that sort of physical deformity, we have to admire her bravery. FNP, Britain's answer to Saturday Night Live, often gets more than a little raunchy. But it's not often that a guest willingly exposes side boob.
07/06/2007
The EU Exports Its Finest Porn
When the EU announced that they would be launching their own personal YouTube channel, I didn't pay much attention -- after all, when I think of the European Union I think of trade subsidies, tariffs, and very thick stacks of paperwork.
But the EU's first entry onto the online scene is the very opposite of boring. A montage of European film's sexiest moments (I think I recognized clips from both Amelie and Delicatessen in the mix) moves from shot to shot until arriving at a breathless, um, climax. The tagline "Millions of cinema lovers enjoy European films... every year" is of course very true. But the success of European cinema is in preserving the pretense that we care about the art, not the sexy bits. Now the secret is out. We're doomed.
07/03/2007
IPod and Zune Get It On
For a short about not-particularly-great sex, this video is surprisingly good at keeping up its comedy rhythm. Using night vision in a clear homage to one of the Internet's great sex tapes, Chris Pirillo depicts an intimate evening between two pieces of technology with no shortage of insecurities.
Will the iPod be able to overcome her crippling jealousy of the much sexier iPhone? Will the Zune be able to maintain the stamina necessary for this sort of interfacing? Sit back, and let the NSFW drama unfold.
