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Rhianna: "Umbrella"

Adrianna Weingold
Posted April 27, 2007

When Rihanna’s first single “Umbrella” off the forthcoming album Good Girl Gone Bad came out a few weeks ago, I was convinced that I would never need to listen to another song ever again. I was obsessed. Naturally when I heard the video had been released I leapt about like a crazed child, unable to control my level of excitement…and then I watched it.

I was under the impression that the rain was symbolic for a tumultuous period in Rihanna’s life, and the “umbrella” isn’t really an umbrella but rather the greater mast of friendship shielding the broken and dismayed from the aforementioned rain. When I saw that Rihanna had interpreted the “umbrella” theme literally I began to question whether or not she wrote the song and if she even knew what she was singing about. What’s going on with the silver water? It reminds me of Busta Rhymes featuring Janet Jackson circa 2001’s "What's It Gonna Be." You know, the one where Busta and Janet morph Alex Mack style into puddles. That was cool. This is not. I'm sorry but if it’s raining sparks then your umbrella is going to catch on fire no matter how sexy you look standing on your toes in your leather ballerina outfit (PS I want that outfit).

Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on August 30. 2007 False No user image
i love umberella song
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on August 30. 2007 False No user image
i love umberella song
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on August 07. 2007 False No user image
Of course she didn't write this song, like so many of the chart hits nowdays it was written by someone else; sold to the record company and then sung by rihanna...
This is, however, a well produced pop record that is catchy and pleasing to the ear - and the video provides the eye candy.
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on July 28. 2007 False No user image
good and cool
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on June 16. 2007 False No user image
i luv umbrella.yesterday i preformed(dance)umbrella 4 my talent show.we won.
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on June 14. 2007 False No user image
M' ha encantat es la millor canço k he sentit mai, i si algún dia bens a espanya ( bARCELONA ) et vindré a veure sense falta wapa !!!!!!!! k estas bonissima i tens uanveu k no te la mareixes !!!!! jeje dw =)
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on June 13. 2007 False No user image
i agree, its so silly how they interpreted it to literally, it just shows what i have always said from day one, she is so stupid, her english is bad and so are her interviews, she's so vapid
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on June 13. 2007 False No user image
i agree, its so silly how they interpreted it to literally, it just shows what i have always said from day one, she is so stupid, her english is bad and so are her interviews, she's so vapid
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on June 13. 2007 False No user image
i have never heard the song except for the time a chikc on the bus was listening to it and singing along omg she was really bad so i am going to go home 2nite and download it
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on June 12. 2007 False No user image
i love your song i think it is the best one you have made yet and can i have your msn addy cause i have just made an account and i have no one to speak to
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