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Backstreet Boys - "Inconsolable"
Backstreet’s back... alright? This is what I assume is the lead single from what I assume is going to be another Backstreet Boys album coming out soon. I say “I assume” because I steadfastly refuse to do any research about this whatsoever. But here we go:
It appears the years have not been kind to the Backstreet Boys. Back when they started in 19mumblemumble, they were baby-faced heartthrobs with tight abs and tighter dance moves, but it turns out 45 year old men do not a good boy band make. Hmmm. Shit, I just realized I don’t remember their names. Is that Nick or Aaron Carter? In any case, he looks okay, all things considered, but that one guy looks like a Puerto Rican Mr. T. There’s no way he used to look like that. And wasn’t there a fifth Backstreet Boy? What happened to him? Did he die? Oh man! This song is probably about the pain they suffered when they lost him. Sad.
Okay, well, the video is full of these middle-aged dudes extending their arms longingly towards the camera and clenching their fists in moments of unadulterated passion. Therefore, I highly recommend it.
That is a really nice beach house, though.