usher
07/06/2007
R. Kelly & Usher, "Same Girl"
If you loved the soapy drama, narrative power, and chattily detailed lyrics of "Trapped in the Closet," but you feared the commitment of such a large time investment, well, jump up and sing "Hallelujah," 'cause your video is here!
In "Same Girl," R. Kelly calls up his best bud Usher to tell him about the new lady in his life. As Kells describes her -- license plate that says "Angel," tattoo on her ankle, a place on Peach Street near 17th -- Ush starts to get a baaaad feeling. Usher asks, "She got a kid?" "Yep." "Loves some Waffle House?" "Yep" "Do she got a beauty mark on her left side of her mouth" "Man?" "Went to Georgia Tech?" "Yep." "Works at TBS?" "Yep." As Ush has clearly realized well before Kells (who's apparently not all that bright), they are involved with the SAME GIRL. Oh, snap!
After several verses about how she done them wrong performed in various settings that show how rich they are, Ush and Kells decide to confront the girl in question. Only, when they do... she's TWINS! (Twins with the same kid, same job, same car, same tattoo, and same beauty mark, apparently.) Eh, all's well that ends well, I guess. Poor Kells still looks a little confused, though.