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The Pentagon's "Gay Bomb" Plan

Jill Weinberger
Posted June 12, 2007

From San Francisco's CBS 5 News comes the revelation that the Pentagon once investigated the possibility of developing a bomb that would turn enemy soldiers gay. No, really. An Air Force lab sent a proposal to the Pentagon which suggested weaponizing "strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior." In other words -- to distill what I'm sure was an incredibly sophisticated thought process -- the plan was to develop some sort of powerful gay-i-fying juice and spray it all over enemy troops. Then, as said troops became distracted and weakened from their compulsive buggering of one another, we would seize military victory and sail to glory.

No, really.

There's also an interview with a gay woman saying that the proposal's implication -- that gay behavior is a "distasteful" thing -- is offensive. Me, I wonder how offensive any American might find it that our military seems to be lifting its weaponization strategy from discarded "South Park" concepts. I mean... come on... really?

Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on June 15. 2007 False No user image
Does this show you the level of smarts that is running our country. This idea falls into the catagory of the $500.00 tolit seat. How stupid are these people???
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on June 14. 2007 False No user image
Didn't we already drop one of these bombs on San Francisco?
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on June 13. 2007 False No user image
This would be the most brilliant plan ever. Afer the bomb we can just drop comdoms from the airplanes to keep them busy while we take over thir country.
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on June 18. 2007 False No user image
they've already done that themselves
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on June 13. 2007 False No user image
Let me get this right, it's not enough to just kill one's enemies, the Pentagon was also considering sending them to eternal damnataion and hell as well?
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on June 12. 2007 False No user image
are you serious?????????????? what the f@#ck
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