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Chestnut. Kobayashi. Hot Dogs. Eternal Glory!

Alan Bloom
Posted July 05, 2007

It's been damn near impossible, these last couple weeks, to go more than two minutes without hearing mention of the annual Nathan's Hotdog Eating Contest, held every 4th of July. And that's just the way it should be, damn it! Any time you get the King Kong and Godzilla of a respective field going one-on-one, you pay attention. Or else, they'll eat you! Because they can. That's what they do.

Yesterday, all the hype surrounding the event came to a head as six-time defending champion Takeru Kobayashi and American power Joey Chestnut squared off on competitive eating's grandest stage to prove, once and for all, who is the most voracious eater of them all. Chestnut is all, "Yo, I'm gonna be the guy that finally knocks off Kobayashi." And Kobayashi is all, "Say what? Sore jaw be damned, I'm bringing it!"

Coney Island was witness to one of the most impressive feats in our lifetime: Chesnut slamming 66 hotdogs in 12 minutes. Yes, that is a record. And his prize? Aside from a pile of cash, a year's supply of Nathan's hotdogs! Oh the gluttony!

As this video proves, you're not a champion unless you're throwing up all over yourself. This video is comedy, this video is intensity, the throngs of fans in attendance are rabid. This is the footage other videos aspire to. Bonus points, Joey, for draping yourself in the flag on this, our Independance Day.

Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on July 12. 2007 False No user image
What douchebags you all are.
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on July 10. 2007 False No user image
Be it fucking olympics, UFC, any fucking sports America participates and loses, Americans are ALWAYS sore losers.
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on July 10. 2007 False No user image
Exactly - it's a hot dog eating contest so who the fuck cares about who won - it doesn't make America a better country for it - don't make it seem that way. I'm just saying I'm tired seeing posts about Kobayashi being chicken/vomiting and about Chestnut doing it for the USA. This ain't the Olympics. BTW - You can kiss my ass fucker!
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on July 05. 2007 False No user image
if I recall correctly last year's hot dog eating contest was won by kobayashi beating chestnut hands down. Kobayashi having won 5 times in a row since 2001 cannot be topped just like that with some johnny come lately.
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on July 06. 2007 False No user image
Wow. I think you two a-holes are missing the point entirely. This isn't about patriotism, it's about absurdity. It's a fucking hotdog eating contest! I don't see anything in this article slamming Kobayashi. So blow your "anti-America" crap out your ass. Idiots.
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on July 05. 2007 False No user image
Americans are such haters! Have some class, man. Don't celebrate other people's shortcomings. Before Kobayashi came along, the stats for the hot dog eating contest weren't impressive at all. Give him a break. He's a nice person, a good competitor and he has a huge heart. You are a patriotic, prideful prick!
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on July 05. 2007 False No user image
Americans are such haters! Have some class, man. Don't celebrate other people's shortcomings. Before Kobayashi came along, the stats for the hot dog eating contest weren't impressive at all. Give him a break. He's a nice person, a good competitor and he has a huge heart. You are a patriotic, prideful prick!
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