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Sarah Silverman Skewers Paris at MTV Awards
Last night was an eventful one for Paris Hilton. At about 10pm, she turned herself in at Lynwood County Jail to begin her much-publicized three week stint as a guest of LA County's penal system. But just hours before that, she glammed up and held her head high as a guest at the MTV Movie awards. Good news for host Sarah Silverman, who got deafening cheers from the audience just by mentioning the heiress' upcoming incarceration, and followed that up with a raunchy joke at Paris' expense that brought down the house.
Sprinkled in among the reaction shots from -- the hell? -- Jack Nicholson, there are some good long cuts to Paris herself. She starts off with what is presumably her version of a good natured smile. By mid-point she's working more of a "do I really have to put up with this" expression, and then at the end she forces a small smile again -- but it's the sort of smile that says, "Yeah, I'm smiling. I'm also simultaneously plotting your death and throwing up in my mouth a little." Good times, good times.
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August 23. 2007
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I HEARD THAT YOU........SARAH SILVERMAN USED TO HAVE A DICK. THAT YOU WOULD CRAM IT UP YOUR ASS BECUASE THAT WAS THE ONLY PLEASUR THAT YOU COULD GET.AND THAT YOU SWITCHED IT INTO A VAGINA.THATS WHY YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT DICKS AND VAGINAS AND SO....SO...SO.... MUCH OF SHIT THAT DOESNT MAKE SINCE.AND ABOUT YOU HATING ON PARIS ITS OBVIOUS THAT YOU WISH YOU COULD BE HER. I MEAN WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO PUT DOWN PEOPLE. AND IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU ARENT SO MISS PERFECT. SO WHAT I AM GOING TO TELL YOU IS THAT YOU SICKINGLY DISCUSE ME. YOUR SHOW SUCKS,GOOD THINK I NEVER WATCHED IT.....I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR SHOW OFF YOU FAT,UGLY,WITCH ASS NOSE. AND ALSO TAKE A SHOWER BECUASE YOU SMELL LIKE A LAMEASS COMEDIAN.
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August 23. 2007
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I HEARD THAT YOU........SARAH SILVERMAN USED TO HAVE A DICK. THAT YOU WOULD CRAM IT UP YOUR ASS BECUASE THAT WAS THE ONLY PLEASUR THAT YOU COULD GET.AND THAT YOU SWITCHED IT INTO A VAGINA.THATS WHY YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT DICKS AND VAGINAS AND SO....SO...SO.... MUCH OF SHIT THAT DOESNT MAKE SINCE.AND ABOUT YOU HATING ON PARIS ITS OBVIOUS THAT YOU WISH YOU COULD BE HER. I MEAN WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO PUT DOWN PEOPLE. AND IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU ARENT SO MISS PERFECT. SO WHAT I AM GOING TO TELL YOU IS THAT YOU SICKINGLY DISCUSE ME. YOUR SHOW SUCKS,GOOD THINK I NEVER WATCHED IT.....I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR SHOW OFF YOU FAT,UGLY,WITCH ASS NOSE. AND ALSO TAKE A SHOWER BECUASE YOU SMELL LIKE A LAMEASS COMEDIAN.
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August 23. 2007
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Sarah Silverman should stop being a fucking jeoulas bitch. Just face it that Paris is much hotter and prettier than you. I mean come on you hater.You'r suppose to be a comedian not a shitalker that doesnt make since of her fucking lame ass wannabe funless jokes.
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June 19. 2007
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sarah silverman ACTED CORRECTLY! that is why she received such a great applause from the audience and the stars who were present! GO AWAY FROM AMERICA, PARIS! there are more people who hate you, than love you.
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June 19. 2007
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god bless sarah silverman! at least someone to bring this girl down to reality! who does she think she is?? WHO? and after all sarah is a comedian and this is sarcasm. and about class! I do NOT think paris has class after being racist and using the n word...
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June 17. 2007
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Wow, Hilton did not deserve that. I will not be watching Silverman any further.
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June 07. 2007
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"young lady" wow. If she married The Lord that wouldn't make her a lady. She is famous for sex videos and drink driving. 17,941 people died last year in the US due to people DUI. What Hilton did WAS and IS serious and as the judicial system doesn't appear to be able to punish her perhaps public humiliation is the only answer. After all media attention is what she thrives on and if it becomes hostile towards her then she might sit up take notice and realise what she has done is wrong.
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June 07. 2007
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Uh..... Saruh (oh...did I spell that wrong - I should really be more careful of peoples' feelings and potential sensitivities!!!!!!!!!) silvahmin has zero class - and I doubt she will be floating in a river - rather tormented by a tough group of prison comrades that Paris befriends (yes, I'm sure she has fans in jail) for the rest of her life. Comedians are known for making jokes at other peoples' expense - but that was too low/thoughtless, and payback is a bitch. It would have been one thing if Paris hadn't actually have been present - Saruh may as well have had rotten tomatoes and thrown them right at Paris' face, hard! Saruhhhhhhh, Saruhhhhhhhh, Saruhhhhhhhhhh - you should have made appropriate adjustments to your 'speech' when it was obvious the young lady was in attendance - you felt dirrrrty, because you're low-life, pus-sucking scum!
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June 12. 2007
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OMG! Children heard the words Vagina and Penis. Sh*t, next someone may say butt, tongue, and finger.
Second, who is Sarah Silverman?
Second, who is Sarah Silverman?
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June 07. 2007
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Wow I have never seen how someone could act so low,disgusting and with no class. Sarah was one of my favorite comedians and i was really excited to see her host the MTV awards this year,as I'm a young person and really enjoy the movie awards too. I know Sarah is straight up and that's part of her comedy,but lets be real here. Paris could be the biggest slut in the world but she did NOT deserve this at all,no one does.She is a human too! Come on the girl was sitting there while she is insulting her in the meanest way in national TV, It wasn't even funny to say that they are going to paint the bar cell as penis.???? Is Sarah in drugs?? That's very rude. Did you see Paris face? you could tell she wanted to hide under a rock,she dint know what to do. I'm not a paris fan but I felt so bad for that girl,It looked like she wanted to cry so loud..yet she was able to control herself and give a smile. Who is the one with out class now? It just showed who really is a B****. If it was me I would had stand up and smack the hell out of Sarah, What a B****. I can't believe MTV let her act like this on live TV. Kids are watching this,and she's talking about pennis,vagina..ext I have lost all kind of respect for MTV and many more have as well. Search around and you will see how they are many angry people regarding these awards. This wasn't entertainment this was disgusting and uncalled for. Sarah has lost one of her biggest fans. I know she always says rude stuff on her shows but this was the limit.I agree 100% that Paris deserves to go to Jail for breaking the rules,and that's fine..but Sarah comments were not. In my books Sarah has went from a professional fun comedian to a low class,rude,disgusting and wannabe funny comedian.uuuurggg I wasted 2 hours of my time watching the most stupid awards ever...
