Celebrity gossip blogger extraordinaire Perez Hilton is becoming something of a celebrity himself. He's been mentioned on everything from CSI to The View, lampooned in cartoon form, and even attacked by Joss Stone. With his star on the rise, it was only a matter of time before he was called upon to pimp himself out for the very same celebrities he mocks. Here, in a clip from NBC's documentary "Victoria Beckham: Coming to America," Perez has a sitdown with the erstwhile Posh Spice, and must cop to a few of the barbs he's flung her way.

Mrs. Becks comes off pretty well here, poking fun at her public image (mirthless, joyless, foodless). Sure, there's a moment when it appears that she's going to shoot lasers from her eyes and melt Perez on the spot, but she doesn't, and Perez keeps his head, and it's all fun and breast talk after that.

None of this really answers the deep philosophical question, "If Victoria Beckham comes to America, will anyone care?" But it's a fun way to spend a minute or so.

“Oh look at me. Aren’t I just so cute and happy? My new movie going to be amazing. Smile. Wave. Smile. Is this the Miss America wave that I’m cleverly abusing as my own? Why is the damn camera still on me? This is really awkward. F%*# …..”

Above is what I suspect to be the internal monologue of Sienna Miller prior to dropping the F-bomb on The Today Show this morning. In the brief interval between the video cutting out and going to commercial, the Factory Girl stopped awkwardly posing and took a moment to tell us how she really feels. Granted, this is no Janet Jackson nipple slip or Minnillo New Years. Probably, because a very smart producer seems to have heard the start of her cussin' and cut the audio from her mic.

It's probably not booze, and we doubt it's pills... It's probably booze AND pills. Word up, girlfriend.

American idol judge Paula Abdul provides us with yet another PR mightmare. Earlier this week on Seattle's Fox affiliate station, the former Lakers' girl was struggling to put together a coherent sentance. While answering questions in an interview she was slurring her words and slamming the city of Seattle.

For those of you who were too busy enjoying your own life to get the up-to-the minute dish on TomKat’s private wedding, Fox and Friends Weekend breaks down the details.

Fox Weekend reported that TomKat “had a beautiful wedding, although some people say it was kind of a weird wedding,” which is exactly what is to be expected of the mismatched couple; every public moment the duo has shared borders on the surreal. Offending local Italian officials by not extending an invite to the wedding, the newlywed couple didn’t spare the divine sanctimony of their marriage with their guests. Their “make-out” session in a stable behind a castle was the consummage "scene from a marriage" for this PDA-heavy couple.

Of course, what Fox commentary would be complete without a little fire-and-brimstone finger-wagging? A mention of the couple’s belief in Christian Scientology was so infuriating that one anchor felt the need to jump up and down in his chair.

This sneak peak at Starveillance, a new half-hour comedy series from the creator of MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch, is a paparazzi-posing portrayal of Ashton and Demi's first date.

From the creators:

Starveillance takes a hilarious jab at celebrities and pop culture through claymation re-enactments of both real events and events that 'may' have happened. Picking up where gossip mags leave off, Starveillance gives viewers a fly-on-the-wall perspective on these wacky re-enactments, including marriage proposals, intimate bedroom arguments, off-camera antics and more.

The E! Entertainment Television series premieres in January but segments are available on broadband channel The Vine @ E! Online and select media sharing sites.