today show
08/28/2007
Miss South Carolina Responds On TODAY SHOW!
You gotta give Miss South Carolina Teen USA some credit: she doesn't run from her mistakes. Lauren Caitlin Upton fumbled her final pageant question so spectacularly this weekend that the clip has become an internet juggernaut. But did Upton hole up in her room with a pint of fro-yo? No, she went on the Today show.
Upton has a simple and honest defense: she was overwhelmed, and she made a mistake. Given the opportunity to answer the fatal question again, she does so... well, not brilliantly, but coherently. She doesn't single-handedly come up with a pithy solution to the nation's educational pitfalls, but at least she makes sense.
Basically, Upton comes off as a sweet, composed girl who, okay, may not be a genius, but certainly isn't as completely brainless as folks might have thought. Sure, her interviewee style consists mostly of rewording the question and parroting it back. But I think anyone who doesn't sock Ann Curry in the head when Curry says condescending things like, "Good girl, you!" deserves some extra credit.
Incidentally, as the fickle finger of fate would have it, there is another teen pageant contestant from South Carolina named Lauren, and she's getting a lot of undeserved flack. Her name is Lauren Elizabeth Lytle. She's South Carolina's Miss Outstanding Teen, she's got a 4.6 GPA, and she's a completely different person in a completely different pageant. So leave her be.
06/05/2007
Paris Hilton: Terrorist on the Run!
In what may just be the best screw-up on a national news show ever, yesterday's Today Show inadvertently confirmed that Paris Hilton is indeed what is wrong with America when it accompanied a promo of its "Terror Within" segment with footage of the beleaguered heiress leaving the MTV Movie Awards. The resulting pastiche is truly magically delicious -- particularly when Paris hops into her chaffeured SUV just as Matt Lauer is gravely intoning that the fourth suspect in the JFK airport bombing plot is "still on the run."
One has to wonder if the mistake was not a mistake at all, but merely the brainchild of an overworked, underpaid intern, trapped somewhere in the bowels of Rockefeller Center with nothing but an overdeveloped sense of schadenfreude and an underdeveloped sense of job preservation. Now that's hot.
